So, how do you write a blog that entertains and informs without selling yourself? Or, how do you do a blog without attracting political, religious, and otherwise obnoxious wackos from sending a lovely mess of comments?
Today the second question is the important one.
The first one is a matter of practice, if at all it is possible. The blogs and email newsletters that I subscribe to are mostly informative occasionally and always selling the author. Worry not, I am not for sale.
There were these two monkeys sitting on bar stools in a coffee shop. The first one slugged down an espresso, leaped into the air, swung from the chandelier, landing in a sweet babe’s lap and got a kiss.
The second says I’ll have what he had. Slugging it down, he quivered with anticipation.
The guy behind the counter says, “That’ll be nine-fifty.”