Animals

Animals are creatures.

Creatures are created

If they are created they couldn’t have been evolved.

If they couldn’t have evolved what’s the hassel..

If hasel arrives we must stand.

Where can we stand?

Don’t ask me. I created nothing.

Mealy Crisnas

WS

Now go write you animal you

Satisfaction

Remember the hit song that’s theme was I CAN’T NO SATISFACTION? OK so you’re not that old. Everyone seeks SATISFACTION for their own satisfaction and not much for the satisfaction of others.

And that’s a shame.

Marriages die because both sing ITS ALL ABOUT ME. I problems bring blindness to a beautiful scene.

Simple manners, please and thank you go a long way. Unfortunately, we have trashed the whole idea on mores and manners. I wanna talk about me to my satisfaction and care not for you.

By the way, if you don’t write me a response l will cry.

Be satisfied.

WS

Hi O Sliver

I took the wife with me on an excursion she had never participated in during her many years and gained in her knowledge of our society .

I took her to da dump. Ta da dump, to da dump, to da dump dump dump.

She said it was more enlightening than yhe symphony.

Go write in the dump.

Waiting

Waiting is a skill that is best learned in the military and/or government offices. Jiffy Lube is a secondary establishment. The promise is always ‘just have a seat and we’ll have you out in a few’.

A FEW WHAT!

It’s been 40 minutes just to get someone to talk to.

HAVE A SEAT

Sir? Yes SIR!

Keep think. It will change you and thus the world.

Keep writing

WS

Rats

“Rats” I shouted. Not the fuzzy ones that eat the wiring in your cat or carry rabies or chews holes in the wall, but a happening. I just burned my hand on a Taco.

Tacos are dangerous, you know. One rolled across the grill and I, with my brilliant mind, reached for it.

Sizzle.

Thats when Rats came out of my mouth.

That’s a gross picture isn’t it. I’m gonna have a hard time sweetening that flash.

Don’t blame me if you barfed on your phone or laptop. It was the rat’s fault.

The tacos were very good. Especially with the little foot prints in the sauce.

Until next time.

WS

Memories

I remember mama tellin’ me that I was born as the sun was coming up early in the morn.. I don’t remember that at all.

But I been writing ever sense.

Enjoy your memories.

WS

Opticon 99

This new bug is hitting folks hard is OPTICON 99 a mutation of OPTICON 98. The symptoms include love of politicians and pronouns. The singing of alphabet songs indicate a terminal case.

Love and kisses to all.

Keep singing.

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